true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

this one time on instagram childish gambino liked a photo of my dog

Anonymous: what's your instagram?


Anonymous: can u show us again your hot boobs ?:)

haha idk


My birthday cake be like



I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.


I made a friend

there’s really no way of knowing how many chameleons are in this room right now

This weeks activity was taking all the clothes from the hangers and putting them on the floor. #somuchpotential #helpful #purrfect